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About Us: One early morning of 2004, a car full of glamorous misfits were pulled over on N. Palm Canyon Drive, Ca., for traveling 106 MPH in a 35 MPH zone. When the officer approached their Plymouth Fury, he recognized the travelers as "The Aluminum Pipe Dream" gang. These girls were a threat to all that is dull and tasteless. The officer immediately called for backup, cuffed the glams, and dragged them each into an overcapacitated cell where they were left to await their sentencing. One week later, each member of "The Pipe Dreams" were led into a sterile room and given an ultimatum- 1. A life sentence w/ a wardrobe consisting of only stone washed pleated jeans, tappered at the ankle. (tube top optional) or 2. They must use their glamour for a good cause....the "Pipe Dreams" would have no choice but to move into a random local in Kentucky, a place where stolen bologna is deemed newspaper-worthy. The gang would have only a few months to open the doors to a chrome oasis, a place where coffee ran like a pair of cheap fishnet stockings. And so, the "Pipe's" naturally chose the latter, recruited a few more members of their gang, and burned rubber to Ky. And, story has it, the gang resides in a fabulously renovated hot spot of swank. 1000 E Oak.
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About Us:

One early morning of 2004, a car full of glamorous misfits were pulled over on N. Palm Canyon Drive, Ca., for traveling 106 MPH in a 35 MPH zone. When the officer approached their Plymouth Fury, he recognized the travelers as "The Aluminum Pipe Dream" gang. These girls were a threat to all that is dull and tasteless. The officer immediately called for backup, cuffed the glams, and dragged them each into an overcapacitated cell where they were left to await their sentencing.

One week later, each member of "The Pipe Dreams" were led into a sterile room and given an ultimatum-

1. A life sentence w/ a wardrobe consisting of only stone washed pleated jeans, tappered at the ankle. (tube top optional)

or

2. They must use their glamour for a good cause....the "Pipe Dreams" would have no choice but to move into a random local in Kentucky, a place where stolen bologna is deemed newspaper-worthy. The gang would have only a few months to open the doors to a chrome oasis, a place where coffee ran like a pair of cheap fishnet stockings.

And so, the "Pipe's" naturally chose the latter, recruited a few more members of their gang, and burned rubber to Ky. And, story has it, the gang resides in a fabulously renovated hot spot of swank. 1000 E Oak.